Win the First Ever Signed Copy of Sad Men in the Entire WORLD.

Unless you’ve somehow missed my constant barrage of blog, Twitter and Facebook posts, you’ll be aware that I have a new book, Sad Men, coming out next week. And being a top-level ad man, I decided to have a competition to celebrate. All I needed to do was come up with a prize so desirable that people would say to themselves, “I MUST have that.”

I briefly considered a fortnight in the Bahamas, a zillion-inch plasma TV or a customised Mini. But then I realised anyone could offer those things and anyone could win them. I needed something unique. And then it came to me. I would offer the World’s First Ever Signed Copy of Sad Men as the prize.

If YOU want to own the much sought-after collectors item simply enter here: